A magical journey.

so as you know the past couple of days have been a bit of a downer, and i've been trying to think of ways to pick myself up. sometimes you have to take life into your own hands and make your own positive things happen.

so i decided to take a magical journey.

first stop was a barack obama rally. i don't know who i'm voting for in november, but i figured his inspiring message of hope and change might cheer my ass up. it totally worked!


after that i decided to go to a mountain pass in south america, but i didn't get cellphone reception with my stupid phone, so fuck that shit. if i had an iPhone i bet i'd get reception.. AND i'd look way cooler in front of these donkeys.


on the way back from south america, i stopped by the american south and fulfilled one of my life-long wishes, which is to watch a civil war re-enactment. i'd crack a joke about this, but this is actually real. i really want to see a civil war re-enactment. someone take me to one.


i capped off the magical journey with a sweet fucking dance party with lasers and fog machines and explosions. sadly, my dance moves were so awesome that everyone watching passed out as a result from awesomeness overdose. totally brutal.








and yet...



something was still missing...



things weren't awesome enough.



SO I WENT BACK IN TIME!


i got to watch slash shred this sweet solo in the late 80s with guns'n'roses.

finally, this magical journey could be considered complete.