accidental carjacking? - m4w - 30
i was waiting for a friend to pick me up. you showed up in almost the exact same car, with almost the same blonde hair, wearing sunglasses. from the curb you looked like my friend. i ran over, opened your door and started to move your purse so i could sit down. i scared the hell out of you and you loudly cursed at me, clutching your purse, then you sped off. i just happened to be wearing all black. i do that some days. and i had my hood up because it was kind of chilly out, not because i was trying to rob you. i looked like a burgler. sorry about that.
amazing.
1 comment:
fuck. i just laughed outloud again. i fuckin love that shit. i'm gonna do that on purpose to someone. YES. good idea.
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