so i volunteered to participate in helping to re-work my company's website. they were looking for something interactive - like a blog, so i offered up some ideas and content possibilities regarding things we could put into a blog and how it would work for our website. i was told my ideas weren't "provocative" enough.
so in an effort to practice being more provocative, i will only be doing provocative things from now on, and then blogging about them here as practice.
i'm open to suggestions.
so far i have:
- going to a strip club
- fighting people at bars
- playing "R" rated movies on the front lobby television screen
- wearing a fedora
- listen only to black sabbath
- blogging in foreign languages
- smoking cigars
- learn how to roll sushi
- murder a homeless drifter
- write a novel
let's hear some more, readers.
8 months ago
4 comments:
i'll never tell...
1: Cheetos (Doritos, & Fritos too) have MSG in them. Which is why they're irresistible despite their mess. And might also be why more adults than kids eat them. Parents probably feel their kids can't clean themselves up at school after them so they are less likely to pack some up in their kids' lunch. Nope, they sit in the pantry waiting for mom to get home from running errands and find herself finishing an entire bag and then sit in shock & embarrassment for a moment, wondering why she doesn't even feel full, but boy is she tired! She better run out and get a replacement bag before the kids come home. (True story.)
2: There's a special place in the imagined hell of my mind for advertising execs and marketers. Right next to the the special place the tow truck drivers of the world will go.
I was going to mention number 2 in response to your "Provocative" entry, but I bit my tongue. Fingers? Especially because that's the field you're working in. But... between then and now I had stumbled upon this gem of a quote by Banksy and came back to drop it in the "Provocative" entry only to find it's just as fitting at the end of all this rambling in response to Cheetos marketing:
The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.
Dang and this was supposed to be in the Cheeto entry of yours. How'd I mess that one up?
you said "fedora".
you need to watch troop beverly hills. i'm sure you will come up with tons of shit.
and, then, you will understand why i AGAIN "LOL'ED" at fedora.
i cannot stand LOL'ing. i mean, it's actually kind of awesome, but then i feel really weird.
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