Google Ads.

oftentimes i wonder about the google ads that i see on myspace. i guess in theory, these ads go through your personal myspace profile, and then target ads at you that they think are going to appeal to you.

so sometimes, it's dead on. ads about music, bands, even temp agencies. i get it. but sometimes it's just WEIRD.


okay, this one makes sense. local musicians. forming bands. ISREALI DJS? google knows i aspire to be a DJ, i just don't know if i can handle the commute to the holy land. NEXT.


this ad is, yet again, not totally off the mark. employment agencies make sense because i talk about temping a lot. even the nursing home jobs ad makes a little sense. i mean, i don't think i would ever want a nursing home job, but it's at least mildly relevant. we veer completely off-topic for SCIENTOLOGY. i definitely don't have any references to tom cruise, john travolta, or l. ron hubbard on my profile.. so i'm wondering what made them think i was a good candidate for someone who needs to know the truth about scientology.

for the record, i know the truth. and the truth is that it's creepy and it's taking over carytown.


this last one makes perfect sense, no weird ones here. i'm always out on the town looking for richmond nightclubs, meeting hot babes, chatting with them online in a sexy singles chatroom, and then flying off to vegas to meet up with bartenders. of course, that's on the weekends. on weekdays after work, you can find me diligently looking for 1BR studio lofts with my good friend bryan boyle, who is also my gay realtor. we haven't found the perfect place yet, but when i do, bryan knows a fabulous interior decorator who will help me pick out window treatments.

ciao!