Saturday, April 5, 2008

Ipanema: A Review

I spent most of my Richmond life avoiding Ipanema.

It reeked of hipster elitist bullshit. Now I finally showed up here to drink and they don't serve PBR and this fucking asshole is reading a book at the bar in the middle of a dance party with barely any lights on. Fuck this guy. 1 out of 5 stars. It gets one star because I was already drunk when I got here.

5 comments:

Brandi said...

no way.

that's mike. he's awesome.

Phil said...

okay, fair enough. maybe he is awesome.

i was:
a) drunk when i posted this
b) slightly bitter
c) concerned about his eyesight

On_Her_Sleeve said...

Go there for a meal around 5 and it's a whole different world.

Spaceboy said...

How dare you speak of my favorite bar this way!

Let's be honest, you drink too much PBR anyway.

Tess said...

I agree with Kenny. They treat me like a queen there, they have good food, it's less smoky than the other options, and you can hear well enough to have a freaking conversation. Good friends and good conversation are what bars are all about. A tip on your alcohol selection: Ditch the PBR. A little Jameson goes a long way.