helm's deep.

so, you know the scene in lord of the rings where the battle of helm's deep is going on? there's like 8 billion orcs and everyone is realizing they're utterly fucked and they're getting ready to die a miserable death trapped inside of a big stone fort.

then all of a sudden gandalf appears at the top of the hill with his dudes and they come charging down the hill, obliterating the orc army.

pretend gandalf is my 2008 tax return, and you know how i feel this morning.

you got here just in the nick of time, gandalf.