when your jaw is wired shut, it's all about the little things.

so i have made two crucial food discoveries today.

i went to kroger on my lunch break, hoping to find something.. ANYTHING exciting that wasn't a bland semi-liquid shake-type food.

i went to the cracker aisle and found that they make BABY GOLDFISH! these little delicious cheddar fish-shaped snacks are now made in a tiny size for infants. fortunately, it's the perfect size to shove between my teeth. and my god, after eating boring shit for a month, eating something cheddar flavored is like a gift from god.


the other discovery i made was REESE'S PIECES! i love reese's pieces, but for some reason forgot that those things melt almost instantly when they're in your mouth, hence making them edible for me. lord knows, swallowing reese's pieces whole and unmelted would not be much fun.


so basically, i'm snacking like crazy, loving it, and hopefully making a small dent in my free-falling weight loss program.

if that doesn't work, there's always more ice cream.