i didn't care about either team, but i was rooting for the superbowl itself. i like when games are close and people get emotional and scream at the TV. i definitely screamed at the TV a few times. i like when games have a lot of turnovers and crazy shit going on, and this definitely exceeded my superbowl expectations.
ben roethlisburger: 3 out of 5 stars
sometimes at just the right angle, under his helmet, i think the steelers quarterback looks like will ferrel. i laugh to myself every time i see this.
the snacks: 5 out of 5 stars
i went to kc and adam's house and they made wings, pigs in a blanket, and little steak sandwiches. there were a plethora of chips, dips, and vegetables. bill made his signature macaroni and cheese. i was well-pleased. delicious.
the commercials: 1 out of 5 stars
maybe this makes me a heartless person, but i don't give a flying fuck about the budweister clydesdale. every time i saw it, it made me hate horses AND budweiser a little more. and i like horses generally. my heartstrings were not tugged in these shabby overdone piece-of-shit commercials. NOTE TO BUDWEISER: STOP ANTHROPOMORPHIZING HORSES TO SELL BEER.
the one shining star of the superbowl, careerbuilder.com, encouraged me to punch a koala bear, which i absolutely loved.
3-D technology: 1 out of 5 stars
it was fun to look ridiculous for a few minutes with all my friends during the superbowl, but the actual 3-D effects were seriously whack. i think i'm going to have to miss the 3-D version of chuck that i was already planning on not watching.
the fact that i had work the next day: 0 out of 5 stars
i managed to forget that it was sunday and i had work in a few hours until right about midnight. the dread set in later than usual, keeping me awake longer than i wanted to, gave me horrible nightmares, and i woke up this morning feeling non-refreshed, still somewhat sick, and just kinda sad. YAY MONDAY!
to summarize..
that's my review. all in all, a great superbowl. i give it a grand total of 3 out of 5 stars. see you next year!
2 comments:
dude, you have no idea how hard and loud i laughed when i saw that!
my 2nd favorite "commercial" was the high life one, where its just the high life dude in the stock room and just yells, HIGH LIFE!
i think that may have been a mistake, but in my mind, im pretending it was a legit commercial.
And as an added bonus, it looks like you got to spend hours with my ex. Which is always a treat for everyone...
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