"fuck you" vs. "fuck yeah"

i would like to send out a big "fuck you" to the following:

- my laptop which arbitrarily decided to no longer boot up, requiring me to put it in a box and mail it to Hewlett Packard.
- Hewlett Packard for making shitty laptops.. and a bigger fuck you in advance because i know you'll take half a month to fix my laptop.
- my shitty verizon cellphone for not getting any service in my new apartment
- 100 degree heat outside. fuck you, summer!
- our landlord for still not having things fixed in our apartment
- the person who invented wiring the jaw shut

i would like to send out a big "fuck yeah!" to the following:

- the inventor of big gulps
- air-conditioning
- steve jobs who is going to announce the new 3G iphone tomorrow (and more importantly where and when i can buy it)
- brunch
- grand theft auto four