an open letter to the creator of facebook.

dear bob facebook (founder and creator of facebook),

my name is phil. i use your website to keep tabs on my co-workers, long lost jr. high friends, and various people i see at bars.

up until recently, i had given up on hating you and had finally embraced your subpar social networking site, but then you went and redesigned it and confused the hell out of me again, and now i officially re-hate you.

you see, i can't read anything in my news feed because apparently i can't figure out how to turn off quiz results.

don't get me wrong, i love quizzes. i think they're a great way to find out what city you should live in, whether you're a vampire or a werewolf, and what vegetable you are.. it's just a little much.

so when i'm trying to check out what my friends are doing, i have to scroll through 8 pages of quizzes. i'm not mad at my friends for taking quizzes. i'm mad at YOU, bob, for making me read them.

and then, of course, i'm mostly mad at myself for getting mad about facebook.

nevermind, forget it. i'm going to go take a quiz.

sincerely,

phil