i bought these e.l. fudge cookies yesterday at kroger.
i fucking LOVE these cookies. but i have zero self control, so i hid them in my desk drawer. my plan was to keep them around in case i get a craving for sweets. in theory, this box of cookies should last me WEEKS.
out of sight, out of mind... right?
not so much.
i can hear them inside my desk drawer. they are singing keebler elf songs. they want me to eat them. eat them ALL. cookie mayhem.
i haven't had one yet today, but i can feel myself weakening. it's not even 11:00am yet.
I HEAR YOU COOKIES! I HEAR YOUR SONG! I DENOUNCE YOU!
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Don't. open. the. package. Once you open it, it's all over. I only wanted a few m&m's, so I opened the bag, poured out a few, stapled it up, and put it back in my drawer. Pfft. That bag was gone five minutes later.
WOW. the beard is reaching epic decoration day propotions. GO CIVIL WAR BEARD! GO!
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